So when u get ur nose pierced make sure to clean it with non iodized sea salt and distilled water
please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left
did someone say halloween
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life
honestly i think the only reason being a hoe is considered a bad thing is that it implies that men are replaceable to you and it hurts their feelings so they put you down for it
Shots are raining down from the heavens
